Road Trip

When Celine Dion sang "I Drove All Night?" did you believe it? I didn't. She probably doesn't even have a driver's license. Can you imagine? Picture Celine Dion behind the steering wheel. It could be a Jaguar convertible, she would still look out of place. On the other hand, when Cyndi Lauper tells you she drove all night, you are prepared to believe that she broke out of prison and stole a car just so she could drive it all night, smoking the whole way to get to you cause that's how much she wants you. And what about "crept in your room"? Celine Dion creeping? Into a bedroom? I keep garlic and a crucifix on my door just in case. Cyndi, on the other hand.....